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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

10:17PM - ...

Sorry I haven't been posting much, I've been too busy dealing with commstop and those damn niggers in the KFC!

It would appear that some FUCKING POSER has made a blog in my name and has been posting FAKE STORIES ABOUT ME!!!!

THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, I'M CALLING SNOWFLAKE RIGHT NOW!!!

Current mood: infuriated

Thursday, August 14, 2008

4:11PM - I give.

The accusations against me...










They're all true.
I am a furry.
I am also bi.
I do not have an attourney.
90% of the bullshit I've told you is all a lie.

Current mood: satisfied

Saturday, August 9, 2008

10:30PM - new poster in my bedroom!!!



nice poster art huh? :3

Current mood: satisfied

Friday, August 8, 2008

10:00AM - more shit from gamestop!

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Current mood: pissed off

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

9:25PM - Holy Fucking Shit...

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Current mood: scared

Monday, July 28, 2008

5:30PM - alternate ways for dr. phil's "brat camp" act two...

i was originally was going to wait until i got back from my trip to Mississippi/Florida/God knows WHERE!

however, after an encounter with the idiot kind in which shit hit the fan and i ended up having a new group of people in my area hating me, they can go fuck themselves...other than that, enjoy...

part 3

1:12
Wendy: your laughing at me!
Noah: no im not!
Wendy: yes you were, ITS DISRESPECTFUL!
Noah: i was just biting my lip!
Wendy: no, YOU WERE LAUGHING!
Noah: AND I JUST TOLD YOU I WAS JUST BITING MY DAMN LIP!

1:30
Wendy: look at me...
Noah: i dont have to, its America...
Wendy: its easier for me to talk to you if...
Noah: hey, EARTH TO FATTY, ITS AMERICA, I HAVE MY RIGHTS, I DO WHATEVA I WANT OK!?!

3:51
*Noah gets pwned by Dr Phil
Noah: OMG, I JUST GOT PWNED BY DR PHIL, WHAT DO I DO, WHAT I DO, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!

5:15
Wendy: Noah, YOU CAN GIT ARRESTED ON A PLAIN FOR BEING VIOLENT!
Noah: I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS, "STEWARDESS, KINDLY SLAP THE CUFFS ON ME PLZ"
Noah: "ESPECIALLY THE KIND WITH THE STRETCHY CHAINS PLZ!"

5:30
*Wendy starts to head bang to Top Gun Intro
Noah: TURN IT DOWN MAW!
Wendy: FUCK YOU NOAH!
*Noah jacks a champagne bottle off a stewardess and busts it over Wendy's head, knocking her out
*Noah turns the music off
Noah: IT WASNT THAT DIFFICUT MAW!

5:55
Noah: YOUR NOT THE COMPLETE BOSS OF ME!
Wendy: I AM, IM YOUR MAW!
*Noah bitch slaps Wendy
Noah: YOUR STILL NOT!
Wendy: YOUR TEACHERS ARE!
*Noah gives another bitch slap
Noah: THATS FOR MR. MACKY! (Noah's teacher)

6:50
Scenario A

*Noah slaps his mom
Wendy: DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN!
*Noah gives another slap
Noah: OR ELSE WHAT HUH?
*Wendy starts crying
Noah: OH PLZ...
*Noah picks up chair and chucks it at his mom hard enough to slam her through a wall and outside the house
Noah: yeah, OWNED BIATCH!

Scenario B

*Noah slaps his mom
Wendy: DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN!
Noah: or else what huh? *starts laughing like a comic book villain*
*Dr Phil busts down the door
Noah: OH SHIT!
Dr Phil: YOUR DEAD FOO!!!
*Noah shits himself
Noah: DADDY!!!
*Dr Phil grabs Noah and drags him outside and beats the living shit out of him
Wendy: BLESS THE LORD NOAH IS GETTING HIS BUTT WHOOPIN!!!

part 4

0:15
Dr Phil: you sounded like you just read a script...
*Noah looks around as he shoves the scripts down the back of his pants...
Noah: NO I DIDNT!!!

well i lost the mood to finish, enjoy!

Current mood: bored

Saturday, July 26, 2008

3:30PM - alternate ways for the way parts of dr. phil's "brat camp" would of ended up...

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Current mood: bored

Friday, July 25, 2008

1:10PM - before you idiots start shit about the date tomorrow...

THIS IS NOT HOW ITS GOING TO END UP!



also, if the chick actually turns out to be a guy with a knife, well, think of it like this:

who is going to win? a guy with a knife...or a guy with a magnum revolver? you decide...

Current mood: bored

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

1:15PM - damn snake bit me!



yeah, and don't you people say i did it with a knife, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN DAMMIT!

(I DID NOT CUT MYSELF DAMMIT!)

Current mood: scared

Saturday, July 19, 2008

4:00PM - great, just went through a big pile of shit...

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Current mood: angry

Thursday, July 10, 2008

4:00PM - a pic thats "lol" worthy...

ok, i just got this screen-shot from the game "soul bubbles" and i just can't believe what i read...just look...



Jesus H. Christ...

Current mood: blah

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

5:00PM - ok, just got back from toys'r'us

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Current mood: angry

1:15AM - oh so...

this explains the recent "tomato crisis"...

Current mood: satisfied

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

12:15PM - once again, idiots are bashing second life...



uh no, its not cus my first life sucks, ITS CUS THE REAL WORLD TREATS ME LIKE SHIT, END OF STORY!

Current mood: pissed off

10:25AM - goddamn jerkoff...

http://youtube.com/user/battletoadspreorder

ok, this jerk-off is getting sued for false advertisement cus i just called gamestop and they laughed and told me this game was FAKE!

goddammit, i havent been this pissed off at a fake game ad since that bullshit article in EGM about a "lego halo" game...

Current mood: pissed off

2:10AM - dammit 4CHAN...

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Current mood: infuriated

Friday, July 4, 2008

6:45PM - fourth of july entry...

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Current mood: pissed off

Thursday, July 3, 2008

3:30PM - another "chat log" revolving around an old incident with those idiotic gamestop workers...

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Current mood: pissed off

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

9:30PM - once again, the gamestop store is run by idiots...

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Current mood: pissed off

1:00AM - fucking assholes...

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Current mood: CRYING!!!

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