i was originally was going to wait until i got back from my trip to Mississippi/Florida/God knows WHERE!
however, after an encounter with the idiot kind in which shit hit the fan and i ended up having a new group of people in my area hating me, they can go fuck themselves...other than that, enjoy...
part 3 1:12 Wendy: your laughing at me! Noah: no im not! Wendy: yes you were, ITS DISRESPECTFUL! Noah: i was just biting my lip! Wendy: no, YOU WERE LAUGHING! Noah: AND I JUST TOLD YOU I WAS JUST BITING MY DAMN LIP!
1:30 Wendy: look at me... Noah: i dont have to, its America... Wendy: its easier for me to talk to you if... Noah: hey, EARTH TO FATTY, ITS AMERICA, I HAVE MY RIGHTS, I DO WHATEVA I WANT OK!?!
3:51 *Noah gets pwned by Dr Phil Noah: OMG, I JUST GOT PWNED BY DR PHIL, WHAT DO I DO, WHAT I DO, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!
5:15 Wendy: Noah, YOU CAN GIT ARRESTED ON A PLAIN FOR BEING VIOLENT! Noah: I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS, "STEWARDESS, KINDLY SLAP THE CUFFS ON ME PLZ" Noah: "ESPECIALLY THE KIND WITH THE STRETCHY CHAINS PLZ!"
5:30 *Wendy starts to head bang to Top Gun Intro Noah: TURN IT DOWN MAW! Wendy: FUCK YOU NOAH! *Noah jacks a champagne bottle off a stewardess and busts it over Wendy's head, knocking her out *Noah turns the music off Noah: IT WASNT THAT DIFFICUT MAW!
5:55 Noah: YOUR NOT THE COMPLETE BOSS OF ME! Wendy: I AM, IM YOUR MAW! *Noah bitch slaps Wendy Noah: YOUR STILL NOT! Wendy: YOUR TEACHERS ARE! *Noah gives another bitch slap Noah: THATS FOR MR. MACKY! (Noah's teacher)
6:50 Scenario A
*Noah slaps his mom Wendy: DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN! *Noah gives another slap Noah: OR ELSE WHAT HUH? *Wendy starts crying Noah: OH PLZ... *Noah picks up chair and chucks it at his mom hard enough to slam her through a wall and outside the house Noah: yeah, OWNED BIATCH!
*Noah slaps his mom Wendy: DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN! Noah: or else what huh? *starts laughing like a comic book villain* *Dr Phil busts down the door Noah: OH SHIT! Dr Phil: YOUR DEAD FOO!!! *Noah shits himself Noah: DADDY!!! *Dr Phil grabs Noah and drags him outside and beats the living shit out of him Wendy: BLESS THE LORD NOAH IS GETTING HIS BUTT WHOOPIN!!!
part 4 0:15 Dr Phil: you sounded like you just read a script... *Noah looks around as he shoves the scripts down the back of his pants... Noah: NO I DIDNT!!!