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Sorry I haven't been posting much, I've been too busy dealing with commstop and those damn niggers in the KFC!

It would appear that some FUCKING POSER has made a blog in my name and has been posting FAKE STORIES ABOUT ME!!!!

THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, I'M CALLING SNOWFLAKE RIGHT NOW!!!
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I give.

The accusations against me...










They're all true.
I am a furry.
I am also bi.
I do not have an attourney.
90% of the bullshit I've told you is all a lie.
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alternate ways for dr. phil's "brat camp" act two...

i was originally was going to wait until i got back from my trip to Mississippi/Florida/God knows WHERE!

however, after an encounter with the idiot kind in which shit hit the fan and i ended up having a new group of people in my area hating me, they can go fuck themselves...other than that, enjoy...

part 3

1:12
Wendy: your laughing at me!
Noah: no im not!
Wendy: yes you were, ITS DISRESPECTFUL!
Noah: i was just biting my lip!
Wendy: no, YOU WERE LAUGHING!
Noah: AND I JUST TOLD YOU I WAS JUST BITING MY DAMN LIP!

1:30
Wendy: look at me...
Noah: i dont have to, its America...
Wendy: its easier for me to talk to you if...
Noah: hey, EARTH TO FATTY, ITS AMERICA, I HAVE MY RIGHTS, I DO WHATEVA I WANT OK!?!

3:51
*Noah gets pwned by Dr Phil
Noah: OMG, I JUST GOT PWNED BY DR PHIL, WHAT DO I DO, WHAT I DO, WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!

5:15
Wendy: Noah, YOU CAN GIT ARRESTED ON A PLAIN FOR BEING VIOLENT!
Noah: I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS, "STEWARDESS, KINDLY SLAP THE CUFFS ON ME PLZ"
Noah: "ESPECIALLY THE KIND WITH THE STRETCHY CHAINS PLZ!"

5:30
*Wendy starts to head bang to Top Gun Intro
Noah: TURN IT DOWN MAW!
Wendy: FUCK YOU NOAH!
*Noah jacks a champagne bottle off a stewardess and busts it over Wendy's head, knocking her out
*Noah turns the music off
Noah: IT WASNT THAT DIFFICUT MAW!

5:55
Noah: YOUR NOT THE COMPLETE BOSS OF ME!
Wendy: I AM, IM YOUR MAW!
*Noah bitch slaps Wendy
Noah: YOUR STILL NOT!
Wendy: YOUR TEACHERS ARE!
*Noah gives another bitch slap
Noah: THATS FOR MR. MACKY! (Noah's teacher)

6:50
Scenario A

*Noah slaps his mom
Wendy: DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN!
*Noah gives another slap
Noah: OR ELSE WHAT HUH?
*Wendy starts crying
Noah: OH PLZ...
*Noah picks up chair and chucks it at his mom hard enough to slam her through a wall and outside the house
Noah: yeah, OWNED BIATCH!

Scenario B

*Noah slaps his mom
Wendy: DONT TOUCH ME AGAIN!
Noah: or else what huh? *starts laughing like a comic book villain*
*Dr Phil busts down the door
Noah: OH SHIT!
Dr Phil: YOUR DEAD FOO!!!
*Noah shits himself
Noah: DADDY!!!
*Dr Phil grabs Noah and drags him outside and beats the living shit out of him
Wendy: BLESS THE LORD NOAH IS GETTING HIS BUTT WHOOPIN!!!

part 4

0:15
Dr Phil: you sounded like you just read a script...
*Noah looks around as he shoves the scripts down the back of his pants...
Noah: NO I DIDNT!!!

well i lost the mood to finish, enjoy!
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damn snake bit me!



yeah, and don't you people say i did it with a knife, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN DAMMIT!

(I DID NOT CUT MYSELF DAMMIT!)
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