January 31st, 2008

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fucked up bullshit...

ok, for those that dont know, im a VIP at a handful of nightclubs all across second life! this nightclub i go into however, needs to take a big fat chill pill!

me: yo, wassup homes?
security1: one moment sir...
me: uh, whats the prob?
security1: remove that VIP tag sir...
me: huh? what!?! WHY!?!
security1: it is a form of advertisement...
me: ADVERTISEMENT MY ASS, ITS A BADGE OF HONOR MOFO, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TO HIGH HEAVEN MOFO!
security2: need help with this punk?
security1:on first thought, i coulda smoothered the kid on my own...
security1: on second thought...
me: wtf, GET YOUR FAT CHOPS OFF ME FOOLS!
*later, after a big rally*
club owner: AND YOU STFU YOU ASSCLOWN!
me: I HAVE MY RIGHTS TO GO HERE FUCKER!
club owner: yeah, rights to your momma!
me: ILL "YOUR MOMMA" YOUR ASS WHEN I CALL MY ATTOURNEY AND SIC HIM ON YOUR PRICKLY ASS MOFO!

IF IT ISNT THE THIEVES AND GENDER CONFUSERS THAT DONT GET TO ME, ITS THESE DICTATOR NIGHTCLUB OWNERS THAT WOULD GET TO YOU...
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LAUGH, IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

ok, this toke place in a SECOND LIFE STRIP CLUB!

stripper1: hi sexy
*ross pays ****lindens to stripper1
stripper1: arent you nice?
later in a private message
ross: so sexy, want to suck my cock for ****lindens?\
stripper1: NO, IM CALLING SECURITY ON YOU, IM JUST HERE TO GET MY MONEY!

DAMMIT, LADIES, IF SOME GUY GIVES YOU A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY TO SUCK THEIR COCK, BY GOD, FUCKING DO IT!!!
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