February 10th, 2008

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my review on portal

now before you go "wait, i thought you hate valve with every inch of your body?" i do, so i had a friend play it and told me details...and by god, its so stupid, it made me laugh for hours...

ok, you play as a lesbo solving puzzles for cake....YES CAKE, WHY FOR A FUCKING CAKE, I UNDERSTAND IF SHE IS SOLVING IT TO BE FREED OR A PAROLE OR SOMETHING, BUT A STUPID FUCKING CAKE!?!

WTF WAS VALVE SMOKING!?! THAT IS THE STUPIDEST STORYLINE SINCE BUGS BUNNYS BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT FOR THE NES, ITS SO FUCKED UP, WHY DONT THE LESBO TELL GLADOS OR WHATEVER THE NAME IS, THAT SHE CAN BAKE HER OWN DAMN CAKE...AND AS FOR THE COMPANION CUBE, WHAT IS SO POPULAR ABOUT A NON-MOVING OBJECT THAT DOESNT DO SHIT!?! IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH, WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK A CARDBOARD BOX YOU STUPID PRICKS!

thank god for halo 3...

(oh fuck you)
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