April 6th, 2008

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so yeah, my town finds out im going to a rave out of town and out of state...

and they are not to please with it one bit...

anonymous: hey ross, how you doing?
ross: im doing fine
anonymous: im just a bit curious...
ross: about what?
anonymous: well, i know your 21 and all
anonymous: arent you going to throw a big party over it?
ross: i do, just not a "big" one
anonymous: also, why are you only awake at night?
ross: well simple, i party hardy!
anonymous: but you hardly leave home...
ross: well, i do it uh...on the internet
anonymous: the internet?!?
anonymous: why dont you go out and party like all the other kids your age?
ross: well...
ross: its a long story...
anonymous: but you hardly go out!
anonymous: arent you going to college?
ross: well, no
anonymous: why the hell not?!?
ross: cus uh...i have grudges against them...
anonymous: what you mean?!?
ross: they all steal jobs!
anonymous: no they dont, they make good money!!!
ross: yeah well, they just a bunch of fucking nerds...
anonymous: you understand how intelligent MIT students are?
ross: do you know how much i dont give a crap?
anonymous: they can kick your ass at poker man!
ross: yeah, and if i were to catch them bastards cheating, they saying hello to my 9MM...
anonymous: boy, you crazy...
ross: i know...
anonymous: also, why dont you go to church no more?
ross: cus im not that religous anymore
anonymous: boy, your out of your goddamn mind!
ross: dont really care...
anonymous: also, just another other question...
anonymous: dont you want to go to "The Boat"? (The Boat is a local gambling place taking place on a steamboat)
ross: not much a gambling person to be honest...
anonymous: boy, men your age flip and have a heart attack just to go!
ross: and im telling you i dont like to gamble!
anonymous: you get free drinks!
ross: i dont drink that much
anonymous: then that be more fun!
ross: yeah, and lose a shit load of money too...
anonymous: well, thats gambling...
ross: yeah...
anonymous: just one other question
anonymous: what is this "rave" you going to?
ross: rave?
anonymous: yeah
anonymous: heard that you going up north to rave with those yankees!
ross: well yeah...
anonymous: mind telling me where exactly?
ross: in pittsburgh...
anonymous: WHAT THE HELL IS UP IN PITTSBURGH?!?
ross: that rave mainly...
anonymous: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE UP THERE?!?
ross: not really...
anonymous: WELL YOU GOING WITH ANYONE ROUND HERE?!?
ross: uh...
ross: no
anonymous: BOY, YOU INSANE?!?
anonymous: THATS HOW PEOPLE GET KIDNAPPED!
ross: oh well
anonymous: so who you going to be with then?
ross: well...
ross: if i were to tell you who...
ross: you flip...
anonymous: tell me who you staying with...
ross: ok
ross: just this guy from Thailand...
anonymous: you mean that arabian kid you hang around with?
ross: no
ross: another guy...
anonymous: who now?
ross: hes like
ross: 50 something years old and uh...
anonymous: 50?!?
anonymous: BOY, HOW YOU GOING TO GET WOMEN LIKE THAT?!?
ross: he will give me privacy...
anonymous: BUT HE IS FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!
ross: he may be old...
ross: but unlike my parents
ross: hes a cool cat...
anonymous: BUT HES FUCKING FIFTY YEARS OLD AND YOUR FUCKING 21 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!
ross: hes cool enough to smoke a bong with
anonymous: WHAT THE HELL IS A FUCKING BONG?!? (*rolls eyes* wow dude, you live under a rock...)
ross: its a device you smoke pot and uh...
anonymous: WHAT THE HELL?!?
ross: what?
anonymous: YOU DO DRUGS?!?
ross: yes...
anonymous: BOY YOU GODDAMN BAFFOON!

and it pretty much went to hell from there...*sighs*
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