June 16th, 2008

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dumb kids in africa...

as a way to demonstrate how stupid the negro kids in africa are, i picked up a funny pic and am going to post it on here with a funny caption!



"hello amerikans, we, dumb nigger kids of africa, are currently getting high off of our own shit and piss cus we are not worthy enough to smoke the reefer...man, why do my mouth ALWAYS taste shitty after huffing butthash?"

(the king laughs his butt off the throne "tis is a good joke sir!")
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    silly silly
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so i drove by a burger king to get me a quarter pounder whopper...

... and i didnt believe that bullshit about a "tomato" crisis at the fast food restaurants...

note, this was inside the building, not at a drive thru...

BK worker: hello, welcome to burger king, how can i help you?
me: yes, i would like a king size quarter pounder meal
BK worker: ok sir...
*moments later, after i checked the whopper to notice i didnt have a slice of tomato on it...
me: excuse me maim...
BK worker: yes sir?
me: i believe you forgot to put a slice of tomato on my burger...
BK worker: sir, we had a notice posted outside about that...
me: well, i dont care, just slice up a good thick slice and uh...
BK worker: sir, i cant do that!
me: why not?
BK worker: cus sir, the tomatoes have gone bad and...
me: i dont care, i ate bad food from the dumpster before, this is nothing new...
BK worker: sir, its against our policy to do that right now and...
me: JUST SLICE A GODDAMN TOMATO AND PUT IT ON HERE!
BK worker: sir, we dont want you getting sick!
me: I DONT FUCKING CARE NIGGER, JUST CUT UP A TOMATO AND PUT IT ON MY FUCKING BURGER NOW!

next thing i knew, the BK security threw me out and made me kiss the asphalt...ALL I WANTED WAS A SLICE OF FUCKING TOMATOES ON MY FUCKING BURGER...AND DONT YOU FUCKERS DARE TELL ME ABOUT THE CRISIS, I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS, IF I WAS TO GET SICK OFF A "BAD TOMATO"

SO FUCKING BE IT YOU GODDAMN RETARDED NIGGERS!!!

(it is too their fault for not making my burger right!)
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    bitchy bitchy
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artwork i did of mass effect

because this game is getting horrid controversial from news media and not only is the guy doing the main role is a known flaming homosexual, but you also have a chance to play as a dyke! i dont know bout you people, but any game where you play as a faggot, needs to be tossed into a fire!

anywayz, heres a pic i did of the game!




MASS EFFECT: THE GAME FOR FAGGOTS!

HUMAN MALE: I SUK DICK

ALIEN: I R A FAG

HUMAN FEMALE: I AM A HUMAN DYKE WITH ALIEN GF

dont play this game unless you are a faggot currently getting fucked in the ass by another faggot under the gay pride flag!

btw, this game got banned in Singapore...hooray this gay game got banned!


(im not gay nor retarded!)
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